...Jets join the army

Dear Team and Supporters,

 

BOOT CAMP- this is compulsory

 

It has come to the attention of the Coaching Staff that some of our team are puffing and panting a bit too much in the second half of games.  We have put our heads together over this one and decided that we need to conscript the entire team into the British Army.

 

This may sound like a radical idea and at bit over the top....but this is The Jets we are talking about. We have certain standards to uphold....something our men and women in the British Army have been doing since before Rourkes Drift (a siege that was nearly as long as last weeks defensive display against Upton Panthers)

 

To this end we have signed up your boys (and girl) on Sunday 1^st November 2pm to 4pm. Details will follow in code.

 

There is a cost involved (£15 per recruit)....but what price can you pay for loyalty, comradeship and less wheezing early doors?

 

From:

 

Brigadier Roberts and Corporal Mageean