...Jets join the army

Dear Team and Supporters,

 

BOOT CAMP- this is compulsory

 

It has come to the attention of the Coaching Staff that some of our team are puffing and panting a bit too much in the second half of games.  We have put our heads together over this one and decided that we need to conscript the entire team into the British Army.

 

This may sound like a radical idea and at bit over the top....but this is The Jets we are talking about. We have certain standards to uphold....something our men and women in the British Army have been doing since before Rourkes Drift (a siege that was nearly as long as last weeks defensive display against Upton Panthers)

 

To this end we have signed up your boys (and girl) on Sunday 1^st November 2pm to 4pm. Details will follow in code.

 

There is a cost involved (£15 per recruit)....but what price can you pay for loyalty, comradeship and less wheezing early doors?

 

From:

 

Brigadier Roberts and Corporal Mageean

 

 

Jets...the latest

Team and Supporters,

Great result last weekend...but most importantly your indefatigability shone through (homework for next week...what the heck does that word mean....and does it actually exist??)

Hope you like this team photo.

Simon

Assistant Coach-The Jets

 

 

AFC Waverton V Chester Nomads

Team and Supporters,

Tense, thrilling, seat of the pants stuff last week....great result all things considered....with a little bit of controversy at the end. That’s football.

This weekend sees us taking on Chester Nomads at home again. Kick off 11am but please be there for 10.30am warm ups.

See you there- clean boots and teeth.

Simon

Assistant Coach-The Jets

 

AFC Waverton Jets U10 v Upton Panthers

 

Team and Supporters,

Great result last week. I had a full report from Christy. This week we will face another stern test with some of our squad away on international duty. I have just received a 3 match touchline ban from the FA for eating too much cake last weekend.

Kicks off at Christleton Primary at 9.30am...please be there at 9am.

Thanks

Simon

Assistant Coach- The Jets

AFC Waverton Jets V Castrol Rangers

 

Team and Supporters,

 

2009-10 Season

 

Our first test of the new season is at home against Castrol Rangers on the 12^th September. We need to be “at the races” from the whistle......no daydreaming of wet summers past......hard but fair in the tackle, on our toes and as graceful as ballet dancers (did you know Wayne Rooney once danced with the Ballet Rambert? ...check  out his website www.shrekcandance.com), talking and encouraging each other as we always do.

 

The sun has been ordered too. We have a couple of new additions to the squad and judging by last Mondays training session....they will make their mark in the season ahead.

 

Have a great time....remember this is only the start so pace yourselves! (advice for supporters only)

 

Kick off is scheduled for 10.30am so we will need to be warming up from 10....full kit n hoodies

 

Carl is likely to text you if there are any changes to plan.

 

I can’t be there this Saturday but will receive minute by minute updates by satellite phone. The Boss will be checking the quality of boot cleaning on my behalf.

 

Sorry...it was Wayne Sleep wasn’t it!?

 

Good luck

 

Simon

Assistant Coach-AFC Waverton Jets U10